November 2012
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October 2012
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TODAY I WAS REMINDED THAT THIS SONG EXISTS
this is an absolutely terrible song. It is impossible to overstate how terrible this song is. “TOES” IS NEVER GOING TO RHYME WITH “FLOOR,” LUDA, I’M SORRY, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
BUT IT MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME, AND I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE REMEMBERED IT
I MEAN FOR FUCK’S SAKE
on hay in the middle of the barn or
rose petals on the silk sheets
Eating fresh!! fruit!!
sweep yo woman right off of her feet!
THIS SONG
THIS SONG IS WAY TOO MUCH FUN TO SING, OKAY
……………………I wish I could say I have not thought of it once during this election cycle, but I’d…be lying
We can do it in the White House! Try and make ‘em turn the lights out! Champagne with my campaign! Let me do the damn thing! WHAT’s my name, WHAT’s my name, WHAT’s my name!
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
About Elizabeth, For Elizabeth. Proceed:
1. Name some of Henry VIII’s wives:
- Catherine Sub-Par
- Plain Seymour
- Katherine Blowhard
- Her Royal Highness Anne Boleyn
2. What news has come under the oak tree?
- “For Gods sake, quit lying about under trees, you’re the Queen now”
- “I have to…












