this is an absolutely terrible song. It is impossible to overstate how terrible this song is. “TOES” IS NEVER GOING TO RHYME WITH “FLOOR,” LUDA, I’M SORRY, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
BUT IT MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME, AND I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE REMEMBERED IT
I MEAN FOR FUCK’S SAKE
on hay in the middle of the barn or rose petals on the silk sheets Eating fresh!! fruit!! sweep yo woman right off of her feet!
THIS SONG IS WAY TOO MUCH FUN TO SING, OKAY
……………………I wish I could say I have not thought of it once during this election cycle, but I’d…be lying We can do it in the White House! Try and make ‘em turn the lights out! Champagne with my campaign! Let me do the damn thing! WHAT’s my name, WHAT’s my name, WHAT’s my name!