“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
hes got 99 problems but a bear aint one
Actually, considering he stopped just shy of an even hundred bears…..I’d say the last one bear probably was the problem.
Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash, 10,903 notes, May 22, 2012
